nobody tells frank costanza what to do

today i went to check some blogs but in my bookmarks menu i accidentally clicked on blackboard. it made me throw up a little bit.

if i was a seven foot, two hundred seventy pound black man i would dominate. no way would anyone come near the basket, and i would throw down hard every time i got the ball. dwight howard needs to get angry. he plays like a coward. dwight coward.

i just want everyone to understand the awesomeness of my life. the following is my schedule:

whenever: wake up
whenever: eat
whenever: workout
whenever: watch 3 hours of sportscenter
whenever: eat some more
whenever: chill pool side for 5 hours
whenever: eat again
whenever: chill fat when everyone comes home from work/school
whenever: do what i want

this is way beyond the summer of george

they said i couldn't play football..i was too small
they said i couldn't play basketball..i wasn't tall
they said i couldn't play baseball at all...
and now every day of my life I BALL
- weezy f baby

jazz

went to the jazz game 3 last night. i'm used to heartbreaks so it wasn't too horrible, but still. the entire game was awesome, everyone was going crazy and the energy in the stadium was out of control. jazz played a good game, just couldn't come through at the end.